Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
#10 The Miracle What??? This is
better than world peace!!
#9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
#8 I'll be in the dressing room damaging my eyesight.
#7 Mom will love this.
#6 Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?
#5 No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
#4 Will you model this for me???
#3 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
#2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
...and the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's secret:
#1 Does this come in children's sizes?