Definitions...

• TAOISM-Shit happens
• CONFUCIANISM-Confucius say, shit happens
• BUDDHISM-If shit happens, it isn't really shit
• ZEN-What is the sound of shit happening?
• HINDUISM-This shit has happened before
• ISLAM-If shit happens it is the will of Allah
• PROTESTANTISM-Let shit happen to someone else
• CATHOLICISM-If shit happens you deserve it.
• AGNOSTICISM-What is this shit?
• ATHEISM-I don't believe this shit
• JUDAISM-Why does this shit always happen to us?
• JEHOVAH WITNESS-Let me into your house and Ill tell you why shit happens

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