For The Spiritually Un-Enlightened
Definitions...
- TAOISM-Shit happens
- CONFUCIANISM-Confucius say, shit happens
- BUDDHISM-If shit happens, it isn't really shit
- ZEN-What is the sound of shit happening?
- HINDUISM-This shit has happened before
- ISLAM-If shit happens it is the will of Allah
- PROTESTANTISM-Let shit happen to someone else
- CATHOLICISM-If shit happens you deserve it.
- AGNOSTICISM-What is this shit?
- ATHEISM-I don't believe this shit
- JUDAISM-Why does this shit always happen to us?
- JEHOVAH WITNESS-Let me into your house and Ill tell you why shit
happens
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