Remember When

  Close your eyes.....And go back in time....
Before the Internet or the Mac, Before semi automatics and crack
Before SEGA or Super Nintendo...
 Way back........

I'm talking about hide and seek at dusk.
The Dickie Dee man,
Red light, green light.
The corner store.

Hopscotch, butterscotch, doubledutch, jacks, kickball,
dodgeball.  Mother May I? Red Rover and
Roly Poly and Hula Hoops.

Running through the sprinkler
The smell of the sun and licking salty lips....
Wax lips and mustaches
An ice cream cone on a warm summer night
Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or maybe butter pecan.

Wait......

Watching Saturday Morning cartoons...short commercials,
Fat Albert, Road Runner, He-Man, The Three Stooges,
and Bugs, or staying up for Gunsmoke
When around the corner seemed far away,
And going downtown seemed like going somewhere.

A million mosquito bites.
Sticky fingers.
Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, Zorro.
Climbing trees,
Building igloos out of snow banks
Walking to school, no matter what the weather.

Running till you were out of breath
Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt
Jumping on the bed. Pillow fights
Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down
was cause for giggles.
Being tired from playing.... Remember that?

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
War was a card game.
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike
into a  motorcycle.

I'm not finished just yet...

It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
When nobody owned a purebred dog.
When a quarter was a decent allowance,
and another quarter  a miracle.
When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.

When nearly everyone's mom was at home
when the kids got there.
It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.
When it was considered a great privilege to be taken
out to dinner at  a real restaurant with your parents.

When girls neither dated nor kissed until late high school,
if   then.
When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him or
use him  to carry groceries, and nobody, not even the kid,
thought a thing of it.

When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed
 ..and   did!
When being sent to the principal's office was nothing
compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving
student at home.

Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't
because of drive-by  shootings, drugs, gangs, etc.
Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat!
And some of us are still afraid of them!!!

Didn't that feel good.. just to go back and say,
Yeah, I remember that!

 Remember when............

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was the
banker in "Monopoly."

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex
was cooties.
It was unbelievable that dodgeball wasn't an Olympic event.
Having a weapon in school, meant being caught
with a slingshot.
Nobody was prettier than Mom.
Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.

Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.
Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare."
Older siblings were the worst tormentors,
but also the fiercest protectors.

If you can remember most or all of these,
then you have LIVED!!!!

Send this link to anyone who may need a break
from their "grown up" life...

 I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA!!!
 


Back